The Lies I Tell My Dog
So he’ll jump
In my truck,
I’ll tell him
Pretty much anything.
C’mon,
Let’s go for a ride -
It’ll be fun -
You like the truck.
C’mon boy,
We’re going somewhere
Really cool.
It’ll be like a
Doggie party
With bitches
And cheese.
Come on,
You’ll get nothing but
Petted and scratched and rubbed.
Everybody’s going to
Love you.