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Call For Help

Monday, January 3rd, 2011

It’s 2011, Birmingham Verse is approaching two years old, and I’m curious if I can open this thing up.  I recently published my first guest writer and I’m scouting for more.  Though I’m a strong believer in media having a personal voice, I don’t think it’s got to be all mine.

People I’d love to hear from:

  • writers
  • journalists
  • poets
  • web designers
  • photographers

Levels of experience encouraged:

  • students
  • amateurs
  • abecedarians
  • dabblers
  • professionals
  • P.R. staff for arts or donor organizations

I can’t pay anybody – I ain’t runnin’ no five-star hotel – but I’m offering a semi-established venue to feature your work.  If you’ve got an interest in the arts along with valuable (or underused) skills, you’re encouraged to help.  The mission is to explore, encourage, and support creativity and the arts.  You can expand your portfolio, get some experience, have some fun, and I’ll talk you up to the best of my ability.  The internet is a magical place.

I’m especially looking for anyone who can:

  • cover the visual arts
  • cover music happenings
  • write relevant and fun pieces
  • contribute accessible poems
  • redesign the website
  • take pictures/video of local arts happenings

Please let me know if:

  • you’re interested
  • you know someone that might be interested
  • you know someone that knows people that might be interested
  • you’re that girl I drunk-snogged at that party that time

End of the Year Cleaning 2010

Friday, December 31st, 2010

Last year, I wrote a list of bookmarks which I was cleaning out.  Interesting enough to keep around, maybe, but not useful enough to keep contributing to the clutter.  Maybe someone will find this inspiring or entertaining.  The trend here is towards creativity and the arts, though not entirely so.  Again, they’re in some sort of order:

  • (link) BallDroppings, a brilliant musical toy
  • (link) A simple, fun little music toy (inspired by this?)
  • (link) Grotrian pianos musical toy
  • (link) Wasted Beauty dark drawings/animations
  • (link) Bookshelf Porn – Reading is Sexy (SFW)
  • (link) Online refrigerator poetry
  • (link) Fantastic Football Video
  • (link) Diego Goldberg: The Arrow of Time
  • (link) Alien vs. Pooh
  • (link) Why I recommend against going to law school
  • (link) Phan Thu Trang paintings
  • (link) Cool Mark Jenkins street art
  • (link) “Everybody” cartoon
  • (link) Simple, bloody addictive “Small Arms War” game
  • (link) The “No Blasters!” TSA encounter
  • (link) Kurt Vonnegut explains drama
  • (link) Steve Albini’s The Problem with Music
  • (link) Cat Versus Human cartoons
  • (link) Cool 5:45 documentary video about pointe shoes
  • (link) Walton Creel’s Deweaponizing the gun
  • (link) Tilt-shifting the paintings of Van Gogh (especially this)
  • (link) City maps of race data from the Census (Birmingham)
  • (link) Lovely and creative little poem
  • (link) Drawings combined with photographs
  • (link) Great city signs
  • (link) Art created from childrens’ drawings
  • (link) The sheep market
  • (link) Tiny pencil sculptures
  • (link) Julia Ziegler-Haynes Art re: Death Row Inmates Last Meals
  • (link) Marissa Mayer’s 9 Principles of Innovation
  • (link) 20 things I learned being an entrepreneur
  • (link) Shadow people art installation
  • (link) Deconstructing the Rolling Stones’ Gimme Shelter
  • (link) The iNudge music creator
  • (link) artPad online drawing tool
  • (link) Why magenta isn’t a color
  • (link) Do As One Breathing Rooms: The Om Room
  • (link) Terry Border Makes Everyday Objects Come Alive
  • (link) Information is Beautiful
  • (link) The Gashlycrumb Tinies
  • (link) Go inside the virtual Sistine Chapel (and Eiffel Tower)
  • (link) Jan Oliehoek Photo Manipulations
  • (link) Love letters as art
  • (link) Cool metal art by Cal Lane
  • (link) The Brainstormer creativity tool (see also this)
  • (link) Strange, cool Subnormality Comix (esp. this and this)
  • (link) Hoogerbrugge – animations
  • (link) The art of cutting leaves to make art
  • (link) Modestly disturbing self-portraits
  • (link) Actors making faces
  • (link) Water simulation – that is all
  • (link) The Weird Book Room
  • (link) Body count in movies
  • (link) zefrank’s madness gallery (esp. Scribbler and Snowflakes)
  • (link) Pushpin installation art by Ran Hwang
  • (link) Tree in the middle of a football pitch
  • (link) Fake swimming pool art
  • (link) What happens if Birmingham gets nuked?
  • (link) The Ladies’ Monthly – a snarky, offensive web magazine
  • (link) How to write your name in Elvish
  • (link) The 80′s lyrics quiz

Who decides whether someone is “elite” or good?

Sunday, May 16th, 2010

I don’t usually publish on the weekends (and I’m likely off-topic), but there’s an editorial in the Washington Post today titled “Why elites do belong on the Supreme Court“.  It’s written by Christopher Edley, Jr., the Dean of Berkeley Law School.

Generally speaking, Dean Edley argues that it’s a good thing our United States Supreme Court is now completely dominated by Harvard and Yale law graduates.  I couldn’t disagree more.  In fact, I believe his views represent arrogance of the worst sort.  His editorial contains all kinds of presumptuous language, flawed logic and assumptions, and provides an excellent example of much that is wrong with academics in general and the culture of picking justices.

He writes: “[W]hat matters is intellectual horsepower, not office-chat charm. It is wisdom and analysis, not personal experiences. If a judge’s life is elite in the sense of excellence, that’s fine. In fact, that may be the point.”

According to Edley, if the Harvard and Yale law schools think a person is excellent, then that person must actually be excellent because they’ve demonstrated the proper “intellectual horsepower”.  I disagree.  All this person has necessarily demonstrated is that they are one specific type of achiever.  These students took the right classes, did the right things, and knew the right people.  Is it anything shocking to admit that they probably came from a privileged family?  The law admissions process is essentially a filter for personality and mindset.  It rewards high undergraduate grades and a high LSAT score.  It’s no secret that getting good grades in college is largely a process of learning to parrot and regurgitate knowledge back to your professors.  I don’t think that skill is useful for a Supreme Court Justice.  Likewise, I have no faith that a high standardized test score is any accurate predictor of whether someone will make a “good” Associate Justice – whatever that means.

Edley poses the question about nominee selection: “Do you want someone like you or someone better than you?”  The obvious implication is that Harvard and Yale graduates are “someone better than you.”  This disturbing attitude is entirely too prevalent in academia and government.  Furthermore, I find it literally dangerous to my idea of democracy when anyone spreads the gospel that government officials may be somehow better than ordinary citizens.  I worry about a natural tendency for these officials to group themselves with others who are “better than you” and forget entirely what it’s like to be the guy behind the grocery’s deli counter.  I’m concerned that when it comes time for these officials to review how “someone better than you” can treat “you”, it might not go so well for “you”.

I disagree that letting in a few physics major underwear models or single-parent firefighter medievalists significantly changes the mix.  Almost by definition, the process often excludes creative or critical thinkers.  There are many brilliant students who might have gotten B’s instead of A’s because they sidetracked into thoughts or ideas that their professors considered too unusual or different.  Or maybe they questioned a professor’s opinion or viewpoint.  According to Edley, professors are “someone better than you” – and you should listen to them.  I’m not sure I’m comfortable with that.

I would suggest that Edley’s reference to the military’s personnel system as a shining example was simply a mistake – it could be argued that the military is one of the least meritocratic institutions in America.  One could say that military advancement is often had by just sticking around, doing what you’re told, knowing the right people, and not making a fuss.  History is littered with less-than-brilliant admirals and generals.  At the very least, the armed forces has little reputation for rewarding creativity or critical thinking.

I note that Edley says he was a Harvard professor for 20+ years – which clouds his opinion with the worst sort of self-congratulatory back-patting.  Is he suggesting that he, too, is “excellent” and has “intellectual horsepower” because Harvard picked him?  Is he suggesting that he has a right to tell us who does and doesn’t have “uncommon smarts” because he, too, was at Harvard?  How circular and arrogant is this argument?

Edley also writes that, “[a]t every turn [Kagan] has excelled in a meritocratic system, one that is selective yet far more open than in generations past.”  This makes several assumptions about the fairness of the “meritocratic system” that I’m uncomfortable with.  I’m not sure almost any system operates completely on merit, but I’m sure the answers would vary by who you ask.  If you asked Edley, Kagan, and others on top of the system, I’m sure they would tell you that the system is great.  But you’d probably get different responses from people who couldn’t go to Harvard or Yale for one reason or another.  It’s like asking the guys in prison whether the criminal justice system works.  Finally, am I supposed to feel comfortable with Edley’s vague claim that the system is “far more open”?  Openness isn’t all about letting in 51% women and 10% minorities.

Maybe Edley’s most disturbing statement is: “At the Supreme Court level, it’s all about finding oracles for Olympus.”  Do I even have to attack the underlying assumptions behind calling these citizens “oracles for Olympus”?  Are Harvard and Yale graduates gods?  Are our Justices gods?  I have to ask: Were they gods before they were confirmed or do they only become gods afterwards?  I thought our American philosophy of government discouraged exaltation of our government officials in this way.  Judges and justices – even if they’re “better than you” – do not communicate with gods in a way that mere mortals cannot.  Edley’s apparent belief that these people might bring down the laws from somewhere elevated is outrageous and completely out-of-touch.

I don’t understand why there’s not more uproar about this.  Are Harvard and Yale graduates really that much better than anyone else?  I doubt it – and we shouldn’t let anyone convince us that they are “somebody better than you”.  Does anyone else in America feel inadequately represented by a Supreme Court composed entirely of Jews and Catholics, all attenders of Harvard and Yale, and primarily from New York or California?  This kind of narrow monopoly on who can be considered “elite” is bad for the country.

I debated posting this here, because it doesn’t appear obviously relevant to a forum which mostly focuses on arts and creativity.  But it’s also a blog about Birmingham, Alabama – a city that’s often told it’s inferior.  And I also often encourage everyday people to pursue whatever creativity you possess – directly in the face of anyone who might tell you that you shouldn’t be singing, painting, making music, or dancing.  Don’t abandon any field, creative or otherwise, to self-selected “experts”.

Birmingham Isn’t Fun

Thursday, May 6th, 2010

According to Portfolio.com, Birmingham was rated the 76th Most Fun city in America (out of 100).  Put another way, Birmingham was also rated 25th on the list of Least Fun cities.  You can see the numbers at this link.

In good news, Birmingham was rated (surprisingly) more fun than:

  • Honolulu, HI
  • San Antonio, TX
  • San Jose, CA
  • Memphis, TN

On the other hand, Birmingham was rated (embarrassingly) less fun than:

  • Boise, ID
  • Little Rock, AR
  • Tulsa, OK
  • Wichita, KS
  • Greenville, SC
  • Akron, OH
  • Toledo, OH
  • Greensboro, NC
  • Harrisburg, PA
  • Scranton, PA
  • Des Moines, IA
  • Omaha, NE
  • Buffalo, NY
  • Youngstown, OH

I think it speaks volumes about Birmingham’s character that we rank 79th in “Culture”, 92nd in “Food and Drink”, but 13th in “Shopping”.  I agree completely – there’s precious little to do if you don’t go out and spend money on stuff you probably didn’t need.  Maybe our local governments should put less energy into promoting new shopping developments and instead try and encourage some “Food and Drink” or “Culture”.  Professionals, skilled workers, and entrepreneurs (and musicians, dancers, and actors) simply won’t want to come to a city that’s not fun.  Who decided to grow a whole city around the wives of doctors, lawyers, developers, and bankers?

I first heard this story on WBHM in its Magic City Marketplace segment for May 3.  If I remember correctly, Craig Ey, Editor of our Birmingham Business Journal, suggested that maybe we didn’t deserve our low “Food and Drink” rating, citing Frank Stitt’s restaurants as a counter-example of quality.  Unfortunately, this is pretty much the only example anyone can give when faced with an allegation that Birmingham might not have a thriving culinary scene.

Regardless of what I think of those few restaurants – or whether every decent-sized city in America may have at least a few just like them – it’s an obvious problem that they’re often the only example anyone can give of “good food” in Birmingham.  I also suggest that diversity would be essential for a better rating in this area.  Plus, I think we have a vast wasteland in the “interesting, but affordable” category.

I admit to generally being a lowbrow eater, but I think we deserve these miserable ratings.  I wish I knew how to fix it.  Instead, I only know when I’m sick – but I need a doctor to stitch me back together.

Up In the Air

Friday, February 5th, 2010

I saw Up In the Air a while back, but I keep thinking back on it.  Just for fun, here’s a snippet of the dialogue that I thought was pretty terrific.

***

Natalie – I thought I’d be engaged by now.  (catches herself)  No offense.

Alex – It’s alright.
Ryan – None taken.

Natalie – When I was sixteen, I thought by twenty three, I would be married, maybe have a kid…  Corner office by day, entertaining by night.  I was supposed to be driving a Grand Cherokee by now.

Alex – Life can underwhelm you that way.

Natalie – Now I have my sights on twenty nine, because thirty is just way too… apocalyptic.  I mean, where did you think you’d be by…  (she catches herself, having no idea how old Alex is)

Alex – It doesn’t work that way.
Ryan – At a certain point, you stop with the deadlines.
Alex – They can be a little counterproductive.

Natalie – I don’t want to say anything that’s… anti-feminist.  I mean, I really appreciate everything your generation did for me.

Alex – (my generation?)  It was our pleasure.

Natalie – But sometimes it feels like no matter how much success I have, it all won’t matter until I find the right guy.

Alex – You really thought this guy was the one.

Natalie – Yeah, I guess.  I don’t know.  I could have made it work.  He just really fit the bill.

Ryan – The bill?

Natalie – My type.  You know, white collar.  College grad.  Loves dogs.  Likes funny movies.  Six foot one.  Brown hair.  Kind eyes.  Works in finance but is Outdoorsy, you know, on the weekends.  (we think she’s done)  I always imagined he’d have a single syllable name like Matt or John or… Dave.  In a perfect world, he drives a Four Runner and the only thing he loves more than me is his golden lab.  Oh… and a nice smile.  (back to Alex and Ryan)  How about you?  (This catches both Alex and Ryan off guard.)

Ryan – I’m not sure if…

Natalie – I meant Alex…

Ryan – Right.

Alex – Huh, let me think for a sec.  (mulls it over)  Well, by the time you’re thirty four, all the physical requirements are pretty much out the window.  I mean you secretly pray he’ll be taller than you.  (smiles)  Not an asshole would be nice?  Just someone who enjoys my company.  Comes from a good family – You don’t think about that when you’re younger.  (thinking)  Wants kids…  Likes kids.   Wants kids.  Healthy enough to play catch with his future son one day.  (We can tell Ryan is taking a serious interest in this.)  Please let him earn more than I do.  That doesn’t make sense now, but believe me, it will one day.  Otherwise it’s just a recipe for disaster.  (reaching)  Hopefully some hair on his head…?  But it’s not exactly a deal-breaker anymore.  Nice smile…  Yep, a nice smile just might do it.  (Looks to Ryan.  He has a nice smile.)

Natalie – Wow.  That was depressing. . . . I don’t mind being married to my career, and I don’t expect it to hold me in bed as I fall asleep.  (looks up)  I just don’t want to settle.

Alex – You’re young.  Right now you see settling as some sort of failure.

Natalie – It is.  By definition.

Alex – Don’t worry, by the time someone is right for you, it won’t feel like settling…  And the only person left to judge you will be the twenty four year old girl with a target on your back.